My wife and I were staring at our bookcase the other day. We used to refer to it as an entertain-ment center, but the cassette player broke, so now we’re just calling it like it is.
The shelves needed a little rearranging, so I suggested that we bring up a few knick-knacks from the basement and get rid of that old set of World Book Encyclopedias. “Why do we need it?” I asked Mary Ellen. “We have our smartphones, a Kindle and a computer.” That’s what I said, but the truth is those books hold some great memories and we still occasionally go to them for quick info, as long as we’re researching something that happened before 1989.
In my fourth grade classroom I saw my first shelf full of those magical books. I was so intrigued with the idea all this information could be packed into one place that I snuck the “A” book home to read over the weekend. This was quite the feat, far more difficult than hiding the slim XYZ volume under my jacket.
That Friday night I read the first entry, and to this day I know a lot more about aardvarks than is really necessary, like the scientific name for the group that animal comes from is Tubulidentata. I skipped right to the last entry because I always like to know how books end. I learned about ancient Aztec ruins. This has remained a problem for the past 50 years because at cocktail parties when the conversation turns to aardvarks or the Aztecs, I confuse Tubulidentata with the Aztec city of Tenochtitlan. How embarrassing is that?
The last volume in the set is the Research and Study Guide. Let’s say you need information on Thomas Jefferson. The guide says you’ll find his listing in Volume J. This is beneficial for anyone who would have started to search by first name.