Hostas, for example. My house is surrounded by hostas. If hostas were a branch of the U.S. government, they’d be the FBI. And the FBI aren’t weeds, so by simple deduction, hostas aren’t either. Are they?
And then there’s this tall kind of flower leaf that started sprouting next to my kitchen door. At least I’m pretty sure it’s a flower. Maybe it’s the CIA posing as a flower.
I swear I’m not paranoid.
– Sarah Einselen
Friday columnist / No really, I’m not