Now back to the original interest about “Hospital or hardware store”.
During the 1980s, the city of Indianapolis hosted a convention of hospital personnel from India. Because of my involvement with the orthopedic industry, I was asked if I would place and supply a booth to display various implants and tools for placement of these prosthesis, which included bone saws, mallets, chisels, gouges, files, gages, etc., all of which are necessary for the surgeons to replace these body parts.
As I stood patiently by my display, the group of about 80 visitors walked by, just giving me a glance or two. One of the group did dwell a second and made a gesture with his hand and said, “Carpenter tools.” Another person did dwell a moment, and I stated to him there doesn’t seem to be very much interest in this kind of surgery. He said, “Oh, this group is only hospital administrators, not surgeons.”
So much for the carpenter tools.
Of course there are many stories I could tell, some amusing, some sad, of happenings in and out of the hospital rooms, but one I will share.
A sales person stopped by my office and saw many of the items in our display cabinet. He noticed a special cutter, of which we were involved in the design and manufacturing. This cutter is for the skin grafting procedure.
The salesman said, “Oh yes, I am familiar with skin grafting. My wife was in a car accident and got burned on her face. In searching for matching skin, they found it on her mother. A portion of skin was removed from her mother’s setting side and grafted to the wife’s burned area on the cheek. Everything went fine and healed perfectly.
“But now when I kiss my wife on her cheek, my mother-in-law comes to mind.”
Ted Tate, P.E.