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October 27, 2013

ED VASICEK: It's a jungle out there

Obama can't dodge entanglement

As a lad, I remem-ber watching Buster Crabb on Saturday mornings, as local stations aired old movies. “Flash Gordon” and “Buck Rogers” were my favorites, but I also watched a number of jungle-based Tarzan movies. Back then, “rain forests” were called “jungles.”

The word “jungle” developed a broader meaning over the years. Webster sometimes defines it as “an impenetrable thicket or tangled mass of tropical vegetation,” but at other times as “a confused or disordered mass of objects” or “a place of ruthless struggle for survival.” Jungles often include animals, violence and entanglements.

Take animals. Sometimes it can be a jungle even at Walmart! According to Yahoo Odd News, “The Apopka, Florida police were called out when a 6-foot long alligator strolled outside of the city’s local Walmart ... the uninvited visitor walked near the store’s automatic sliding doors and lingered, causing the doors to open and close. Walmart employees took precautions by locking the doors ... But by the time the trapper arrived, the gator had already made its exit.”

Compared to that experience, our local Walmart seems pretty tame — even on a Saturday! But watch out for those deadly bunny rabbits! Have I been watching old Monty Python movies? No, rabbits can be dangerous — at least in Scotland. Note this item from the AFP:

“The windswept Scottish island of Canna is home to just 12 people — and 16,000 rabbits. But thousands of the bunnies are set to be culled after their frantic burrowing caused a landslide, officials said Monday ... A landslide on Canna last week is being partly blamed on underground rabbit warrens which weakened the soil structure...”

Looks like the Scots will soon be eating German cuisine. Hasenpfeffer, to be exact!

Getting slightly more serious, President Obama recently apologized for the messed-up Obamacare website. According to UPI, the president talked turkey: “‘There’s no sugar-coating it ... Nobody’s more frustrated about that than I am. I want the cash registers to work and the checkout line to be smooth ... And there’s no excuse for the problems. [These] problems are getting fixed. But while we’re working out the kinks in the system, I want everybody to understand the nature of the problem.’

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